حوار بين سواق تاكسى وصحفيه امريكي
Reporter : Hi
Egyptian : We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter : Do u speak English?
Egyptian : Berfect
Reporter : Do u mind if I interview u?
Egyptian : No,i dont have a mind
Reporter : What's your name?
Egyptian : Taha
Reporter : male or female?
Taha : (yelling ) : what do u sink?
Reporter : Its just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....
Taha : yas male..and i can brove it
Reporter : No, thanks, I'll take u for your word...so. How does u find life here in Egypt?
Taha : Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter : oh well. Beside the weather and the pyramids. What else do u like in ur country?
Taha : Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter : Ok. .lets moves on. What does u do?
Taha : I am very well ,sank u
Reporter : No, I mean do u have a job?
Taha
: (looking around him and whispering) : Jobat?..no i dont have any
(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke
it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reprter : Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Taha : Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter : What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt?
Taha
: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying
to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and
zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter : What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha : I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter : I mean. How does u deal with money problems in Egypt?
Taha : No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter : So do u make a lot of money?
Taha
: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at
home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it
to za banzeena man..they take any money
Reporter : let me rephrase. Since Egypt is a rich country.. Does u have a lot of money?
Taha : me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter : Then where does all the money go?
Taha : Guvurment
Reporter : And what does the government do with the money?
Taha : Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter : well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha : What duz zat mean?
Reporter : Do u choose your president
Taha : Mubarak?
Reporter : yes
Taha : (nervously) : i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice
Reporter : Why him?
Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter : But there r no wars right now
Taha : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter : what about the last 26 years ?
Taha : I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter : No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years?
Taha : He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter : Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha : No broblem,only 10 bounds
Report
er : I never said i will pay u for this
Taha : Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Reporter : Grrrrrrrr
Taha : ok ok..need a Taxi